“Slanted Raising Agents” and “Whatever You Do, Don’t Savor Her Poetry”: A pair of sonnets

        Slanted Raising Agents

When Emily abandoned schoolwork, she

Assumed the baking in her family home.

She turned away from the formality

Of thinking of philosophers.  Her dome

Became the kitchen ceiling.  Still, the view

Outside that house took in the graveyard stones

Of Amherst death.  At eighteen, then, she knew

The truth.  She knew that death and life are groans

No matter how much yeast we add.  If sun

Shone on the cemetery, it was dark,

And hard, “forbidding,” noted down by one

Of Amherst’s ministers.  Her sight was stark.

..Prophetic, whimsical, or fey, profound,

….We write against a leavened graveyard ground.

 

Whatever You Do, Don’t Savor Her Poetry

Please, please, please do not tell anyone that

America’s first awesome poet turned

To baking.  Did her cupcakes come out flat?

Did her biscuits, cakes and bread loaves . . . get burned?

Those sorts of things will be what’s focused on.

The public, currently obsessed with shows

On baking on tv, will start to yawn

If they are asked to read her poetry.  The pros,

The academics, will endeavour to

Interpret all her stuff in light of sheets

For baking, rolling pins, and much ado

About the baking soda in her sweets.

..The rest of us, the few of us who love

….Her brilliance—will just be given the shove.