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Interjaculate Conception

This is a rude and sacrilegious sonnet.  Do not open it if you will be offended.  If you open it and read it, do not complain anywhere.

Interjaculate Conception

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If you were any normal angel, you

Would fall in love with any pretty girl

Or with a handsome boy (unless he’s blue

Of course).  A single blonde or reddish curl

Would rush angelic blood to angel crotch

And raise it up and swell it out because

Of sexy angel chemicals and notch

Winged central tool to hardness.  Angel laws

Would heft desire since angel hormones would

Surge harshly through his arteries and veins

And turn the tool as hard as shittim wood.

He’d shoot his sperm in heaven spangling stains.

  The humans would look up and see quick stars

    Flash blue and leave their virgin hearts with scars.

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Leonardo da Vinci: Angelo Incarnato

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