When Juan is Dressed in his Best Outfits
When Juan is dressed in his best outfits, he
Is like soap opera stuff in a deluxe
Gift wrapping, like a flame vine covered tree
All brilliant orange and green, or like Starbucks
Tricked out as Tiffany’s. He might not wash
As thoroughly as young men for a date,
But outwardly his clothing is as posh
As penguins with bowties. He’s like gold plate
That isn’t even gold on sports cars owned
By some Qatari prince. John looks as flash
As Liberace to a person stoned.
He’s like Swarowski crystals stuck on trash.
..He’s not a Richard Cory on the slide.
….He’s far too vacuous for suicide.