Trump as Stupid Indignant Funny Donald Fuck
I’m glad that we’ve elected Donald Trump
Apprentice president. We tune in, watch
His many failures, sneering at the chump.
Now almost every day he makes a splotch
On decency. A rump of voters hired
The clown and now no one’s allowed to say
The necessary phrase of words, “You’re fired!”
He’s mucked up twice now, trying to betray
America at its borders and in
Its welcoming, welcoming open heart.
Thank God three bad, bad courts have stayed this sin.
The Constitution is playing its part.
He plays the part of fool with gaffe and gaffe
And gaffe. He’s giving us a laugh and laugh and laugh.