The Truth and Nothing but the Truth, God Help Us All
“The lover of money is the root of tall evil.” ~ Jesus Christ
The so-called President, Donald J. Dump-
On-Everyone (everyone that is but
The butt himself of course), was once the chump
Who founded Trump University. Strut
And Twitter slurs are his methods of rule.
His presidency now commands respect
As much as does his trumped up foolish school.
His solemn promise was that he’d protect
The Constitution. Just over a week,
Though, later he attacked it with his ban
On travel for translators paid to speak
For liberty’s army. This so-called man
Made up of teenage angers and grudges
Learns late about real men, three grownup judges.