The New, Improved Yahoo Mail
They never tell you (do they?) till it’s far
Too late. They tell you that this upgrade will
Be marvellous, that it will be 5-star,
Be quicker, much more clever, and will fill
Those cybergaps you never even knew
Existed, gaps you never would have dreamed,
Etc. And then (out of the blue!)
When you’re upgraded, you learn that they’ve reamed
Out all your favorite features from the old
And better version of the program thus
Improved. You find that you’ve been sold
A Bill Gates bill of goods: you’re Shafted Plus.
And if you try avoiding their slick fix,
They force you to accept their dirty tricks.