Studying the Church Fathers

   Studying the Church Fathers

His hair and whiskers, eyebrows tend towards black,

Those bristles near his mouth and then along

His forearms close.  He scratches at his back,

Perhaps a pimple.  No sonnet or song

Will ever praise his manly beauty.  Lo!

Just some imperfections here and there,

Thin chest and pretty lips, thick hips—these throw

His maleness into heresy.  He’ll share

His scholarship in bearded sermons; hence,

His machoness will then be magnified.

His nose-strong profile, joined with eloquence,

Will make slim mouth grow full, small shoulders wide.

Parishoners will hear his saint-filled head.

    He won’t have trouble taking them to bed.