Hoot Elegies

               Hoot Elegies

“Initially the elegy was not restricted to laments.

On the contrary, there was the erotic elegy (brilliantly

taken up by the Latin poet Ovid)”

~ Michael Schmidt, The First Poets, 11

In long gone centuries elegies were hot

With sex.  The playful poet Ovid made

Them far more fun than grief.  His lines were fraught

With lust of gods for younger males they laid

And lovely girls they raped . . . no room for sad

Stuff for these macho deities.  Their wives

Saw nothing elegiac in this bad

Behavior, but man’s hardest need survives

Attacks from female goddesses—or those

Who think that they are such.  The poems flowed

With wit and sweat as gods tore off the clothes

Of victims and of lovers.  Like an ode

More sacred than an epic, this slick verse

Fulfilled the love of gods, both sweet and terse.