The New, Improved Yahoo Mail

They never tell you (do they?) till it’s far Too late. They tell you that this upgrade will Be marvellous, that it will be 5-star, Be quicker, much more clever, and will fill Those cybergaps you never even knew Existed, gaps you never would have dreamed, Etc. And then (out of the blue!) When you’re upgraded, you learn that they’ve reamed Out all your favorite features from the old And better version of the program thus Improved. You find that you’ve been sold A Bill Gates bill of goods: you’re Shafted Plus. And if you try avoiding their slick fix, They force you to accept their dirty tricks.