Elegant Shyster Scams
The promises come shining on the screen
In prophecies of perfect website charms
As easy as the morals and the sheen
Of lipstick on a whore. But then the harms
Come, shocks of jargon and refusal to
Allow real progress in creation of
The blog that you had always daydreamed you
Could offer to the cyberworld. They love
To make it quite impossible to hand
You help that helps you actually. They think
That they can fob you off with slimy bland
Referrals to Support Forums which stink.
Tutorials they offer are the start
Of insults. Sites like WordPress are a fart.