The Beatles’ School of Moaning Philosophy

No dualism is acceptable

To Zen or any other Eastern thought.

Such mystic meaning is susceptible

To Oriental minds.  Such thinking, fraught

With giddy druggie hallucinations,

Might bring the Beatles to their music, lines

And albums, making ashram libations.

First the singers filled their own pop music shrines

With screaming teeny-boppers.  Teenage noise

Preceded the meditation for these guys.

They wanted acid thrills and girlie toys.

Especially they loved wide-parted thighs.

  Wait.  Dualism means two thighs to spread

    And Monism means Mona giving head.

~ Phillip Whidden