Funeral Games

Some people marry several times.  I tend

To want not several weddings but instead

To be the subject of various send

Offs.  I’ll have respective funerals to wed

Eternity and me in death.  I wish

A sober one in black officiated

By my brother, and a taffeta swish

One for my bi and gay friends who mated

With stylishness and each other, and one

For the people who hated me (all in red

And fireworks), but mostly I want the fun

Of showing off my favourite outfits head

To toe in coordinated silk-lined

Coffins, the whole lot tastelessly refined.