The Forbidden Fruit

Modern poetry modern verse contemporary poetry contemporary verse modern poem contemporary poem

A scholar says that opened eyes of Eve

And Adam show them they are naked, maimed

By knowledge of their parts.  (Snakes deceive,

No shocker there.)  The couple feels ashamed

And covers up their hairy parts with leaves.

Banana leaves would maybe do that best,

Much better than the leaves of figs, or sheaves

Of barley bestest.  Both had really messed

Up majorly, but why banana green

As covering for crotches wasn’t picked

Remains a mystery.  A thought, obscene,

Pops up.  Was it because the man was dicked?

  Banana shapes were probably too raw

    Soon after Eve was filled with cock thought awe.