How Men Dress

Most men don’t care about their dress except

They want to say, “I’m male.”  Now that’s OK

Except it’s boring.  Women are not swept

Away by zinging clothes.  Gals’ butts may sway

In fashion gay designers make for hips

For men to stare at as they walk beside

Their wives or lovers wanting to gore hips

Once hands have stripped off skirts and forced thighs wide

In mastery.  The men don’t care to wear

A condom.  That’s a style they do without.

Dior has not got round to bright blue wear

Of rubbers for when macho thrustings shout.

  When Liberaces, Elton Johns prance by,

    The women smile.  The sated men smile, sly.

~ Phillip Whidden