Straight is Always Right

You know them.  They are right:  right angles at

Their elbows, always, at their armpits, too.

The world was made in six days, though not flat.

They hold in their theology that two

By two and seven seven sorts marched in

To Noah’s shittim ark.  But then because

They’re square [these folks], they do not see the sin

Of Ham in shaming papa with his paws

And penis.  After Sodom and that lot

(Which they abhor), they wink at Lot inside

His cave with daughters (whether they were hot

Or not), they making each his daughter bride.

  The story of Goliath is the retold

    Mucked up.  Don’t tell or these square people scold.

~ Phillip Whidden